ريــ جــده ــان
4/2/2007, 10:57 PM
S37):
Q. What did the penny say to the other penny?
A. We make perfect cents.
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Q. Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
A. To get to the second hand shop.
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Q. Why did the picture go to jail?
A. Because it was framed.
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Q. Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep?
A. So he could have sweet dreams.
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Q. What did the judge say to the dentist?
A. Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth.
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Q. What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?
A. No thank you, I am stuffed.
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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall?
A. I'll meet you at the corner.
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Q. Have you heard the joke about the butter?
A. I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Q. How do baseball players stay cool?
A. Sit next to their fans.
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Q. What gets wetter the more it dries?
A. A towel.
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Q. Why was the math book sad?
A. Because it had too many problems.
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to accept Regards
Q. What did the penny say to the other penny?
A. We make perfect cents.
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Q. Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
A. To get to the second hand shop.
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Q. Why did the picture go to jail?
A. Because it was framed.
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Q. Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep?
A. So he could have sweet dreams.
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Q. What did the judge say to the dentist?
A. Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth.
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Q. What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?
A. No thank you, I am stuffed.
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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall?
A. I'll meet you at the corner.
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Q. Have you heard the joke about the butter?
A. I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Q. How do baseball players stay cool?
A. Sit next to their fans.
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Q. What gets wetter the more it dries?
A. A towel.
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Q. Why was the math book sad?
A. Because it had too many problems.
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to accept Regards